Friday, March 31, 2006

Ice Age II: The Meltdown



The Scrat is back!!!!!!! Ice Age II starts tonight and I have to go and see it. I loooove this movie just because of the scrat. He is hilarious running around with his acorn trying to hide it everywhere. I hope that it is good and doesn't suck like sequels usually do. O, yes I am 24 years old, but it doesn't mean I don't appreciate a good cartoon. Finding Nemo is right up there too.


Here is another great picture of the Scrat.



Scrat update: Movie was hilarious, even more scrat than before. He really makes the movie! I also love the little dancing mini-sloths, but I guess you will have to see the movie to enjoy!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Random Bits

Sorry I haven't posted in so long, I have just been busy and in a mood not to write anything lately. To be honest, I haven't had anything to say worth making a whole post about, but I do have some random tidbits in my mind lately:

1. I have begun the inevitable descent into lawyerdom, which I realized after I told Aisha I would have to schedule lunch with her into my palm so that I do not forget. Gack.

2. I did this cool face recognition thingie, which told me that the celeb I most look like is Jodie Foster. It is pretty funny I think. Who do you look most like? I would be interested to know, lol :).

3. I am thinking about doing a judicial clerkship when I graduate. I am not 100% sure whether I want to do this or not, but the more I think about it, the more appealing it seems. Everyone who has done one has said that it is the most enjoyable work experience they have ever had. This is a really recent idea of mine, so I have yet to really think it through. It would mean making substantially less money for a year or so, but it should pay off in the long run. Difficult decision when I will have a massive amount of student loan debt upon graduation.

4. I am taking classes at my mosque to learn Arabic and Urdu. It is pretty fun, but hard too. I get Arabic classes on my own and for Urdu I am in classes with 7-8 year olds who are waaaay more fluent than I am. I just need to bite the bullet and start talking in my Urdu class, because right now I am at the point where I understand 80% but hardly say a word. It is much harder to put sentences together than to just listen and comprehend.

5. M comes home in 1 week from today. Yay!

Thats all for now. Hope everyone is doing well and enjoying their spring. It is beautiful today and I hope that it stays that way. The last two weeks have been miserably cold for late March.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Will the Real Executive Managing Editor Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up


I won my election to executive managing editor of my journal. Well, I say won loosely, because I ran unopposed, but I am still happy, especially because I did not have to give a speech. The elections lasted for about 3 hours, from 8-11 pm, so I am kind of tired now and also I think I am coming down with something. I've got sore throat and a little bit of drainage and general fatigue (although that could just be a general condition and not a symptom of any illness). I am taking some Nyquil and going to bed. G'night.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Aerobics????


Ok, so the South Beach Diet thing did not work for me at all. I am definitely way too attached to my carbs. Diets in general make me unhappy. So my next attempt at the whole weight loss thing is.... (drum roll please), Aerobics! I bought this video on Ebay that has all different kinds of workouts on there and I thought it would be really fun. But alas, I realized shortly into the first workout today, that I am the most uncoordinated person on the universe when it comes to these sort of things. I never took dance or gymnastics or anything, I was always too busy playing soccer. I am still going to just bounce around in front of the TV (no doubt looking ridiculous) because it is fun and runnning on the treadmill is just sooo boring. Well, I am off to buy one of those step thingies and get down in my living room. Wish me luck and hopefully I won't trip over my own two feet and end up hurt :).

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I Have A Puppy



I have a puppy. His name is Bentley and he lives in Dallas with my parents. Right now I am really missing this puppy. We had to send him to Texas because we were living in a small apartment and he got much bigger than the pound said that he would be. Also, we could not keep the house clean of his hairs, they got everywhere. He is really smart, but really lazy and he was always doing things to make me laugh. Sometimes he was a very bad puppy though. He has an affinity for all things plastic and accordingly chewed up three cell phones and 3 remote controls and a myriad of other small plastic thingies, the more expensive, the better (including an XBox game conroller and the wire on a power supply for my laptop). Now my Mom has to deal with his shenanigans, which are always pretty funny because she treats him like he is a person. Like she will say, "oh I am mad at Bentley today so I am not talking to him," or "Bentley is mad at us, so he is pouting." I think that this crazy dog thinks that he is a human. He is part beagle and part lab, we think (or something else maybe?) I think that he is the cutest dog in the world, but then again, maybe I am biased.




Playing in the snow. This is the first time he ever saw snow when we took him to Dallas.







He is a hard working dog, riiiiight.






Ok, this is by far the cheesiest post I have done so far, sorry :).

Monday, March 20, 2006

Now that's some Nation Building

This is a pretty cool game that lets you build your own country and even interact in a UN type government. At least, I think it's cool, but then again, I am a law nerd. Check out the The Republic of Southern Masala. Let me know what you think about my nation and build your own nation state too! I bet we do a better job than all the wackos out there right now, lol! (BTW, I did not choose gambling as a major industry, it just stuck me with that, tsk tsk tsk. If I get a chance I am going to outlaw it).

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Spring Break is Over :(

No more spring break. I am pretty burnt out on school and this break seemed like it just flew by. In one sense this is good because it means that M will be coming home that much sooner, but on the other hand I have to go back to school tomorrow, ick. I am just too excited about my summer to concentrate on school and I am worried that it is going to affect my grades. I am really excited about my internship with a really great firm and I am even more excited about my trip to India and Pakistan.

The problem is I have not told my parents for sure that I am going to Pakistan this summer. I have brought up the topic a bit, and my parents are really worried about my safety. I can't really blame them, with bombs and stuff going off in Karachi and American diplomats being killed. Still, I am not worried about my own safety. The way I look at it, there are places in this country that are more dangerous for me than in Pakistan. As long as I have people around me who know what they are doing, I am not worried about it. I will definitely wear salwar kameez and cover my hair to blend in a little more, although I don't think that I will actually "blend in," you know. I just hope that they will take it okay and not give me too much grief about it, insha'Allah. I just don't want themt to worry, sigh. That's all for now, I really don't have much else to talk about.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Congratulations Yasir and Bushra!

May God Bless You Today and For the Rest of Your Lives Together!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

News from Karachi

M has made it safe to Karachi and is settling in. He got in around 3 am and his friend came to pick him and take him to his parents' house. He got there around 4 am, and his mom answered the door. She was not too surprised, because she was suspicious that his friend had called the house so early in the morning to ask her to open the door. Then his youngest sister came to the door. At first she didn't realize who he was, then when it set in, she started screaming! Of course that woke the whole house up and his dad came running down stairs ready to defend them from robbers! He nearly gave everyone a heart attack!

So far he has been meeting old friends and family and I think he is having a good time. We had a little chat on the im, which I thought was pretty funny, so I am putting it here. *Warning, mildly bad language, but really funny*

M says: so we played snooker for 2 hrs, 90 ruppees
M says: 3 biryanis and 3 lassis 110 rupees
M: the shits
M says: priceless
S says: HAHAHAHA
S says: i told you not to eat street food. did you eat street food?
M says: some damn good biryani
S says: was it worth it?
M says:yep

More updates to come later, he still has not gotten into contact with Yasir to tell him he is coming to the wedding. I can't wait to hear that conversation!

Sua Sponte

Sua sponte is Latin for "on its own will or motion." It's a legal term, and its also the name of my law school football team! Yay, that's real football (aka Soccer), not American football. I am a huge soccer fan. I have played since I was four years old. In high school I played on a competitive traveling team and was captain of my high school varsity team. I also played in college, at one of the smallest Division I schools in the country: The Birmingham-Southern Panthers. I didn't have too much fun playing soccer in college. I think that I was burnt out by my senior year of high school after playing for so long. I did get to play with some pretty good players though, which I will always cherish, probably the most famous being Catherine Reddick, who played on my club team.
Since coming to law school, I have rediscovered my love for the game, and I have quite a bit of fun playing intramurals and indoor soccer league. One of the best things about playing in co-ed indoor league is that girl goals count for 2 points! Women's lib. be damned, I will take any extra points where I can get them, lol. Especially now that I am old and slow.
This summer is the World Cup, and I can't wait! And even better is that the U.S. is ranked the highest they have ever been, #5. I don't realistically think that they will actually win the World Cup, but it is nice to see them doing well.
Another thing about my soccer obessession is that I am constantly trying to convert kids into soccer players, especially girls. So if you want your girl to be a cheerleader and not a footballer, better keep her away from me! J/K, you can do both!

Monday, March 13, 2006

My Heart is in Karachi

M left yesterday for Karachi for 3 weeks.

I am already missing him but I am also so happy that he will finally get to go home to see his family. He has not been back to Pakistan in 8 years! He has not seen two of his sisters since then either.
His youngest sister was 17 when he left and she is 25 now. I can't
imagine what it must be like to leave someone as a child and meet
them again for the next time as an adult. It must be like re-
"meeting" them all over again. It was a very emotional day for us
both with mixed feelings of my happiness for him in finally going
back and sadness that he is gone.

He did not tell anyone that he was coming because he wanted to surprise his family. I just hope that he does not give his parents a heart attack when he shows up on the doorstep! He is also going to surprise our dear friend Yasir who lives in Atlanta, but has gone to Karachi to get married. I think that he is just going to show up for the wedding on Friday and say Surprise! I think that it is pretty funny and I hope that he has a good time. :)

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

My Alma Mater is in the News, and Not for a Good Reason


Apparently the recent rash of church burnings in rural Alabama can be attributed to three college students, two of which go to my undergrad. institute, Birmingham-Southern College, and one who goes to UAB, where M got his MBA. They were actually arrested in the dorms!!! This may not seem like a big deal until you realize that BSC only has 1500 students. What a bunch of morons.



Check out the full story here: Students say church arsons meant as "joke"

Now, call me crazy, but in my day our "jokes" consisted of leaving funny notes on peoples' doors or toilet papering someone's dorm room. Even the fraternity pranks were pretty mild, like stealing another frat's mascot, etc. Since when is setting churches on fire a "joke"? They have ruined their lives because "the three students just liked to set and watch fires." Wow, I am speechless

Things Are Afoot

I have been MIA for the past few days because I have been so busy trying to do the 1,001 things that I have to do. I finally turned in the very last, final, no mas version of my Journal Comment and I will know within 2 weeks whether I am going to be published or not. It would be nice to be published, but I am not going to be heartbroken if it doesn't happen. Also, I am running for Executive Managing Editor of the journal, which is a largely technical editing position (checking sources and textual editing), which I've always liked to do. I can really make the red ink fly, :). Even in undergrad, people used to ask me to read their papers and make corrections for them. Later on I used to do it for M's friends' grad school papers, which is a whole other ball game when you are editing someone whose first language is not English.

Also, things are afoot with M, but I am not at liberty to say what, I will explain more later on next week, which is taking up a lot of my time.

Next week is my spring break but I am not going anywhere, so here is my wish list for things to do around the ATL, because I am going to be all by my lonesome:
1. Hang out with Wayfarer and Little Dude
2. Go to the Georgia Aquarium
3. Exercise everyday
4. Read some good books
5. Catch up on all the studying I have not done this semester (I know, this one sucks)
6. Clean the house, and start packing for when we have to move in May
7. Go to the park and lay in the sun
8. Maybe go to Birmingham

Do you think I'm being overambitious, considering the other unwritten goal is to sleep until 10:00 everyday?

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Muslim Legal Woes of Varying Degree

When I first set out today to write a post, I wanted to write about this story: U.S. Muslims Fight Halal Meat Scam. ***Warning, this link directs you to Al-Jazeera English News page, so if you aren't yet being monitored by the NSA and don't want to be, maybe you don't want to click on it, lol***

Of course, half way through my post, I lost the wireless connection at school and my writing disappeared into an electronic vortex. Basically the article is proof of the fact that con artists can penetrate any aspect of our lives, as more and more American Muslims are learning that the meat that they buy from so-called halal markets is not actually halal. This is truly disappointing, especially as I would say that the halal market is almost completely controlled by people claiming to Muslims. Therefore, we are getting scammed by our own.

Interesting aspect is that the article mentions several pieces of legislation that have been proposed by various states to provide for a certification process for vendors of foods offered in compliance with religious laws (I guess Kosher and Halal, not sure what other ones are out there?) And then goes on to say that this may violate separation of church and state under the U.S. constitution if the state becomes involved. I don't really see how that is an issue, because this seems like a simple case of false marketing/deceptive advertising, which can be dealt with under laws already in place, either by the government or private parties. Although maybe Muslims are reluctant to sue their halal butchers?

On a more serious note, this topic has been popping up in quite a few forums: Internment Camps for Muslims? . Wayfarer brought it up first on her blog, and I thought I would give my "prediction" for what could actually happen, based on my deep knowledge of constitutional law obtained through my one semester course, although it was with the eminent Professor John Witte, which was one of the most challenging clases I have taken, as well as my worst grade in law school so far (which still wasn't that bad, but I'm not telling...)

Ok, so for those of you who remember your history, the U.S. already put the Japanese in internment camps during WWII. A case was actually brought to the Supreme Court contesting this as a violation of due process and equal protection. In Korematsu, the Supreme Court upheld the government's use of their "police power" to protect the country in a time of crisis. The issue here was that the program has to be "narrowly tailored" enough to meet the government's goal.

Korematsu has gone down in history with cases such as Dred Scott (upholding the legality of slavery) and Plessy (upholding the legality of segragation), as being a notoriously unjust ruling. However, unlike Dred Scott and Plessy, Korematsu has never been overruled. This means that in another time of war, it is still legal under Supreme Court jurisprudence to place people of certain nationalities in internment camps, provided that the government can prove that they pose a threat to the safety of the nation.

Additionaly my professor put this hypothetical to us, which was put to him and other professors at a think tank called by John Ashcroft following 9/11.
Hypo (taken directly from my class notes):
What if dirty bomb was dropped on Atlanta by Zarquawi and his followers. He then declares that Iraq has struck the U.S. and credits Iraqi terror cells located in America with a victory. Could we round up every Iraqi- American citizen or subject and put them in an internment camp? (This was Ashcroft’s hypothetical).

The answer is Yes!!!!!

Now, what do I think realistically can be done under a ruling like Korematsu.

- Could people of certain nationalities or ethnicities be placed internment camps? Probably

- Could all Muslims be placed in internment camps? Probably not. Why? Because this characterization is too broad to meet constitutional challenges for the narrow tailoring requirement (mentioned above).

- What would be the most likely scenario? All people of certain nationalities (predominantly Muslim countries) residing in the U.S. who do not have citizenship could be rounded up, placed in camps, and eventually deported. Although, who knows who long that could take? In more extreme situations, naturalized citizens could be stripped of their citizenship and deported as well (this happened quite a bit during the McCarthy Era, and I wrote a paper about it, if you are interested in that too, let me know).

Just my viewpoint on the legal actualities of what could happen, but insha'Allah none of this will never, ever happen.

Sorry if the stuff above is too technical, or I dissolved into "lawyer talk." If I didn't make something clear, please let me know and I will try to explain it better.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Professor Abdullahi Ana'im: Cartoons of the Prophet: Neocolonialism and the Politics of Protest

For anyone interested in this discussion I thought that it was a great analysis of the Cartoon issue, but it is much deeper than that. I just always enjoy Professor Ana'im's point of view and I am really lucky to have access to an expert like him at my school.

Cartoons of the Prophet Audio File

Friday, February 24, 2006

Should I go to the Law School Prom?

Tomorrow night is my school’s “Barrister’s Ball,” or as we like to call it, the law school prom. We are supposed to get dressed up and go to this “dance.” They even elect a prom king and queen from the 3L class!!!! It is true that law school is much more like high school than undergrad. We even call our school (Gambrell Hall), Gambrell High, lol. I didn’t go last year because there is no way that I am going to get M to dress up and go to a “prom.” So this year, there is a big group of my girlfriends going and I thought that maybe I would go with them, even if M doesn’t come. Just to say that I went to one. Of course, I will definitely be more of a wall flower than a party animal, but I think it will be fun just to hang out with my friends and wear a pretty dress. Here is the dress I am thinking about wearing… What do you think? Should I go or not?

I am going to wear a cardigan over the top so that it is a little more modest.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Amazing, Beautiful Pictures

Please check out the blog: Muslim Cultures

These are some of the most amazing and beautiful pictures I have ever seen, representing the radiant diversity of our Ummah! The photographers are obviously very talented.

A woman is like an artichoke, you have to do some work to get to her heart.
- Steve Martin as Inspector Closeau in The Pink Panther

Did you know that artichokes flower?

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Sportsmanship in These Olympic Games, or Lack Thereof

Is it just me, or do these Olympics seem to be all about drama? Controversy has been plaguing these games since before they even started, from Bode Miller’s admissions of drunken skiing antics on 60 minutes to the dismissal of the U.S. skeleton team’s coach for alleged sexual harassment of team members. Despite the fact that we often put athletes on a pedestal and expect them to act with character and behavior above the average man, these games have highlighted the fact that often athletes fail to meet the standards that we place on them. Admittedly, sometimes we place to high a standard on athletes, especially at the Olympics. However, the open displays of pettiness and lack of sportsmanship at the Olympics this year have really gotten me down on the whole event this year. I am talking about two specific instances in the past week that have really struck me as displaying a disappointing attitude by Olympic athletes.

Issue #1- The Shani Davis Controversy
First let me say Congratulations to Shani Davis on the first individual gold medal to be won by an African American athlete in a winter Olympics, EVER! I am truly appalled by the way that Shani Davis has been treated by his own teammates and the media. He has been called selfish and unpatriotic for refusing to skate in the team pursuit. He never agreed to skate in the team pursuit and it was 2 days before his most important individual event. He made the decision way in advance not to skate in the team event. However, his “teammate” Chad Hedrick decides to have a temper tantrum because Shani’s decision to focus on his own best event kept Hedrick from winning 5 gold medals. The root of his complaint is not that Shani was not a team player, but that Shani didn’t put his own goals on hold to help another teammate (Hedrick) reach his. Hedrick was even so petty as to refuse to congratulate Shani on his gold medal and instead only saluted the silver medal winner (Cheek) at the award ceremony. Makes me ashamed that Hedrick is representing America at the Olympics, not to mention the reaction by many Americans who have derided Shani for his decision (someone even went so far as to call him the n-word on a post to his personal website!). I could say a lot more, but this author does it better: Shani Davis Disrespected in His Moment of Glory

Issue #2- Ice Dancing Prima Donnas or The Glare Heard Round the World
Two nights ago ice dancing turned into a “demolition derby” with an unprecedented five couples falling during the competition. The Canadian couple had to quit because the girl was dropped on her hip from about five feet in the air. (Sorry I don’t know peoples' names). And then you have the Italians, who fell right at the very end of their otherwise beautiful performance. When they stopped in their poses, they glared, and I mean glared, holes through each other. You could just see that each of them was blaming the other for the fall. Hellooooo, you are a team, when you fall, you both fall. Next night, all during warm-ups and up until they entered the ice they refused to speak to each other and kept giving each other eat-s***-and-die looks. Unbelievable. They came out of retirement for this and that is how they want to remember their last Olympics? Luckily they came out and skated to a very passionate and aggressive score (I think if their skate was romantic they would have bombed) and did really well and apparently forgave each other in the end. But it was disappointing to see them acting like children on international television.

Maybe I am just being too hard on people, but I have always expected more from Olympic athletes than from the pros or even most college players. Where are the personal interest stories that make me want to root for someone? Its just not here for me this year so far. I hope that this week will be better, we shall see.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Do You Sudoku?



Add this to my long list of procrastination tools. I have become very creative in finding ways not to do school work. Right now my top procrastination methods include

1. Watching the Winter Olympics (hey it only comes around every 4 years).

2. Reading books that are not in any way related to law school (see my consuming list).

3. Playing Sudoku, my new addiction(my mom acutally gave this book of puzzles to M for Christmas and I have done all of them)

4. Playing with my blog and reading everyone else's. (But how can I resist, you all are so fascinating!)

5. Cleaning the house, yes that is right, I would rather clean the house than read for the classes I am taking this semester (have you seen the classes I am taking this semester).

Please feel free to suggest new means of procrastination at anytime, I am open to all your ideas :).