Why? (Weekly Rant)

Why is there an ugly purple couch in the women's restroom on my floor?  Why are there stupid little teddy bears on it with dumb cutesy sayings on them?  Why do I have to maneuver around it everytime I want to go to the bathroom?  This isn't the frickin' Neiman Marcus bathroom!  I have never seen anyone sit on this couch, ever.  Why would anyone want to?  I'm a mean intimidating woman litigator (ha!)  I don't want cutesy teddy bears in my office bathroom.  If I went to another firm and there were teddy bears in the women's restroom, I would make fun of the women attorneys at that firm.  (I'm mean that way, ha!)  Sometimes I hide the bears behind the cushions of the ugly couch just to see if someone will find them and take them out.  After a week or so, they always regain their postions of honor.   

Thank God it's Friday...